When someone drinks from your cup ask if they have any diseases. If they say no tell them now you do.
I’m sure if I went missing and there were no pictures of me my family would describe me as “You know how when you yawn and grow more chins? He looks like that but without yawning.”
what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
He’s so adorable :)<3